These rules are what make your sex fun.
Follow them and the one at the end hits twice as hard. Break them and the same tablet gives you half the fun and a weak finish.
Our main thingThis is our main thing. Take any game, or any spiritual practice: if you do not follow the rules, you never reach the end.
So read these eight with your partner, out loud, before you open any Digital Sex Tablet. They take two minutes. They decide how your whole night goes.
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01 Both of you say yes first
Sit together, read all eight rules, then start. If one of you is not up for it tonight, the tablet stays shut. No pushing, no sulking.
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02 The phone belongs to the tablet
No calls, no Instagram, no messages till the last step. One phone between you two, face up, both of you reading it.
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03 Every step, in order
No skipping, no peeking at what comes later. Each step gets your bodies ready for the next one. Jump ahead and the next one gives you much less.
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04 The timer is the smallest limit
Three minutes on a step means three minutes minimum. Stop early and you lose the heat the tablet spent an hour building, and the end comes out weak. Slow is the whole game.
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05 Say the line, then do the line
Read your line out loud, in your own voice, then do exactly what it says. Tonight the tablet leads and you two follow. Your own ideas come after the last step.
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06 The safe word stops everything
Either of you says it and both of you stop that second. No questions, no anger, no asking why. Water, a blanket, and talk.
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07 One night, one tablet, finish it
Do not mix two tablets and do not leave one in the middle. Go to the last step, cum or no cum, then lie there and tell each other what you loved.
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08 The room stays in the room
No screenshots, no recording, no telling friends what you two did. Your names and your night stay yours.
We ask you every single time
Before a tablet opens, both of you see these rules again and tap “We both agree”. It is one tap, and it is there so you two start the night on the same page.
Follow all eight to the last step and you get the night this tablet was built for.